On Saturday I donned my homemade cord skirt, my Michael Kors corduroy jacket, and my new brown wedges, and made my way to Union Station for the Tweed Ride, hosted by C.I.C.L.E. It was quite a bit of fun; here's my gallery of pics. Follow through the jump to a story about an obviously drunk guy who totaled his car after the ride ended, and the porn star who got mad at us for making too much noise.
After the ride we went into the pub for a drink and some food. About 30 minutes into our stay, we heard a loud crash of glass and metal and saw a flash of light. Many of us ventured outside to see what had happened. Here's what we saw, about 15 feet from the door.
And as if all that weren't enough. Tweeting porn star Dana de Armond (@danadearmond) was complaining that we were making a whole bunch of noise in the street, then ran off when we heard police sirens, which is the most delusional thing I've ever heard. For the record, we held our contest and then went inside for a drink. The car crash happened approximately 30 minutes after the group dispersed. But she's a porn star, so I'm not surprised she has issues with reality.