Life Without Wheels: Chronicle of a Car-Free Lifestyle
 
I shared this on Facebook, and thought I'd repeat it here, since not everyone follows me there...Right now, I'm participating in the Build It. Bike It. Be a Part of It. campaign to raise awareness and money to support the creation of an OFFICIAL, DESIGNATED, SIGNED national network of bicycle routes criss-crossing the United States. What is the network called? The U.S. Bicycle Route System (USBRS). 

Besides the obvious reasons of why a bicycle route system for the whole country is important, there are other implications that may not be quite as apparent. One important benefit of the USBRS is it's affect on how we all will survive the zombie apocalypse. 

As you know, someday the zombies will take over the world, and we will have to travel by bicycle to outrun them and survive the horrific devastation of a zombie-infested America. In preparation for the zombie apocalypse, help us prepare for survival by building the U.S. Bicycle Route System -- a national network of interstate and intercity bicycle routes that will connect communities across America AND allow us to create rural headquarters for our assault on the zombies. 

And since I have the inside scoop, I'll let you know a little secret. If you donate $25 or more (starting tomorrow through Sunday evening) you get the chance to win a set of Orlieb panniers to ride out the zombie apocalypse and store all your necessary gear and weaponry. 

So donate now, help us prepare for world devastation, and help us give more Americans access to cycling (before the chaos begins, that is). 

And remember, the U.S. Bicycle Route System is so powerful, it will transform zombies back into happy cyclists, so help us cure zombism with bikes and national bike routes. 


 


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